if your man starts a reformation to separate the church of england from the roman catholic church because he wants to divorce you because you can’t produce a male child to inherit the throne
he’s just not that into you
I love Woody Allen
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Mindy Kaling Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns)
I just finished reading her book and this is one (of many) passages that stuck with me. No, I’m not planning on getting married anytime soon, but it’s a nice thought to think that marriage can be fun and not such a downer. If you haven’t read this book yet, what are you doing with your life? Why are you even reading this post? Go out and buy it, now! Or, if you’re suffering from a lack of funds, I’ll mail you my copy.
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My brother and I used to be obsessed with this movie. We taped it with our VCR and used to watch it every day. I still believe that this is the best Disney Channel Original Movie they’ve ever made.
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MARIOUS?
Yes, tiny baby kitten friend?
I LIKE YOUR GLASSES.
Why thank you.
CAN I HAVE GLASSES TOO?
No, tiny baby kitten friend. You have the eyesight of a compact and furry eagle. Glasses are for people who cannot see so well.
BUT ALL THE KIDS WHO SHOP AT THE URBAN OUTFITTERS DOWN THE STREET CAN SEE JUST FINE AND THEY ALL HAVE HUGE GLASSES.
We don’t associate with those people, tiny baby kitten friend. Nobody should.
CAN I AT LEAST GET A BOW TIE?
Of course. If we could somehow harness the love people have for kittens in bow ties we could solve the energy crisis.

I love, love, love Aziz Ansari from Park and Rec. His character, Tom Haverford, is one of the best on television.
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