WHY CAN’T YOU WALK IN A STRAIGHT LINE? SERIOUSLY. IT’S RIDICULOUS.
MAYBE I JUST WANT TO BE CLOSE TO YOU. BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
MAYBE YOU HAVE AN INNER EAR DISORDER.
MAYBE I HAVE A SUPER SENSITIVE INNER EAR AND I CAN HEAR YOUR HEART BEATING. FOR ME. BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME.
ARE YOU RETARDED?
YES. FOR YOU.
PLEASE WALK STRAIGHT.
NEVER.